Today, Kevin Rudd is going to offer an apology to Indigenous Australians for the misdeeds perpetrated upon them by the nation of Australia.
At a time when there’s public outcry over the mistreatment, abuse and rape of Aboriginal children within their own societies, Australia is inexplicably going to apologise for taking their children away.
I realise that [...]
Danny Bonaduce is an emotional leech, who should kill himself to save his loved ones having to endure him.
Go away you abrasive self-destructive fucking boat anchor. If you love your family eat a bullet.
Seriously Oprah, just fuck off. Everyone knows your show is just PR for your money-making tornado. Your staff tirelessly dig up heartbreaking stories to draw in the bored housewife market, then you come out on stage professing to care about whatever the bullshit topic happens to be, when it’s abundantly clear that it’s your first [...]
A dollar isn’t worth anything anymore, and if it takes 20 pieces of shrapnel to make one, then what’s the shrapnel worth? Nothing!
If you tried handing over 20 five cent coins to pay for something, you would:
a) Look like a dick
b) Still not have enough money to buy anything
c) Look like a big fucking dick
I [...]
Following some links, I managed to get sucked into a black hole of intelligence where only the indescribably stupid can survive. I felt myself devolving the longer I stayed. It was like a Barney episode with a repetitive techno soundrack.
On my way out I found this guy’s website [link removed by request]. On it he [...]
Vodafone was the first in Australia to implement a general assistance service. I’ve been using it for years, it’s really very cool. So cool that Telstra has followed suit, only about a decade too late… but I digress.
‘123′ is great because you can call them about anything at all. If you need the price of [...]
I’m 31. Omo I and Omo II were my high school classmates. I’m old enough to tell you how the universe was formed, but unfortunately too old to remember. I’ve had an Internet presence since driving across town with an envelope was faster than downloading a full-screen picture on a $600 modem. People used software [...]
I completely understand Joe Inventor using a light bulb to test his new capacitance switching mechanism, but thats where the marriage between light bulb and touch switch should have ended.
In the real world, touch lamps are worse than useless. The problem isn’t the touch sensitivity technology really, it’s the choice to implement a 3-stage dimming [...]
