A new study has been performed by the University of Michigan, which proves conclusively that any old idiot can get a research grant at an American university. If you like, you can read the full article [archive].
Dr Frank Stafford, the researcher responsible for the study claims that women do indeed do more housework than men. [...]
This is one of those ‘news’ items that really makes you feel better about yourself. Sure, maybe your life is a bit dull, but at least you’re not as dumb and unlucky as this guy.
Here’s the story from the wire:
A Geelong Cats supporter wanting a permanent reminder of the team’s AFL triumph is ruing his [...]
The morons at Ten News have put to air a story about MySpace taking some token PR steps to increase the safety of kids on their service. Basically it was a fluff-piece for MySpace, helping them address the PR concerns which have been plaguing them precisely because mainstream media has blown everything out of proportion [...]
I know I keep complaining that what passes for news here is a steaming pile of bullshit intended to waste our time, and I realise that I might be getting a bit boring about it… sometimes I’m even tempted to bow to the ever-present pressure to stop moaning about it, but that’s exactly what those who wish to obfuscate [...]
American television strikes a new low this morning, when ABC’s infotainment program Good Morning America legitimises the selfish ramblings of a stupid old British man attempting to promote a future novel.
Peter Houghton has been living with a Jarvik 2000 cardiac implant for seven years, and now claims that the device which augments his heart has robbed [...]
