I found this in my spam box and laughed so hard I almost choked on my coffee.
Like mankind itself, spam has become depressive and self-loathing. Just like us, it’s now apologising for its existance (links removed, of course):
Hello, Your site is perfect, sorry for my post home insurance car insurance health insurance sorry one more [...]
A pretty young woman stops on the Yarra Foot Bridge to capture Melbourne’s Southbank with her Canon 400d, but forgets to take the lens cap off.
Right now, and for a limited time only, if you visit Google Translate and translate a sentence with Heath Ledger’s name in it from English to Spanish, you’ll get a result referring to the much maligned Tom Cruise.
So, do the españophones really think that Heath Ledger is a scary whacked out scientologist with control issues? [...]
This is one of those ‘news’ items that really makes you feel better about yourself. Sure, maybe your life is a bit dull, but at least you’re not as dumb and unlucky as this guy.
Here’s the story from the wire:
A Geelong Cats supporter wanting a permanent reminder of the team’s AFL triumph is ruing his [...]
Take a moment to enjoy a dramatic reading of a real breakup letter. Make sure your sound is on for this one.
This has been passed around the net a lot, but unlike most of those things this one is actually pretty funny.
