Cold Dead Hands

Posted on the 7th of April, 2008 by Milorad

The most unfortunate thing about actors passing away is the wanton airing of their cheapest movies on every television channel.
These ‘tributes’ make me sick. Depending on how you look at it they’re either capitalising on the death of a really nice person, or they’re glorifying a real prick. In the case of Charlton Heston I [...]

UltraViolet

Posted on the 6th of November, 2007 by Milorad

Nobody casts Milla for her ability to deliver lines, so when you see her billed it’s a pretty safe bet that the movie will rely on her mesmerizing gaze and those brain-bendingly gorgeous thighs to portray her one-dimensional character.  Film-makers have turned them into stars in their own right by strapping them with guns and filming half the movie at crotch height.

This time they dressed her in spandex, allowing her minge to deliver an array of expressions which eclipsed anything offered by her face.

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