Bank of Cryonics?
12th of November, 2007
In its quest for the holy grail of customer service, the Bank of Queensland is promising customers a bank manager for the life of their loan.
I'm not sure how they can hope to deliver that on a 30 year mortgage. Check out the ridiculous claim yourself on the promotional site.
Perhaps they're just claiming that bank managers will exist for the entire loan term, and that customers will be able to contact one -- 'cos that's so different from what everyone else is offering.
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well obviously they aint gonna shackle the same poor sod to the job for 30 years so yeah I guess they are simply promising that the role of bank manager will still exist.
But honestly who really wants to be dealing with the same crawly, fake money-digging piece of slime for 30 years anyhow.
I agree. Why would you want that?
I guess they’re chasing the market that invites their bank manager to the boxing day barbecue. Ugh.
Either way, they are obviously full of shit. Claiming to be unique by offering a bank manager for the life of your loan, is… kind of silly.
Double-silly to make an entire campaign out of it.
Yeah, they’re obviously Queenslanders!! Maybe next time they’ll waste their money offering people something they actually want.
You pay too much attention when you’re watching TV.
“But honestly who really wants to be dealing with the same crawly, fake money-digging piece of slime for 30 years anyhow.”
Don’t worry. The chances of Britney Spears living that long is preposterous.