Intended to Procreate
Congratulations to Milla Jovovich and fiance Paul Anderson on the birth of their baby girl Ever Gabo Anderson today.
Milla's thighs were the stars of some of my favourite mindless sci-fi action movies, but perhaps that's all over now. Maybe a postnatal star on the 'stairmaster of fame' is in order?

I suppose it would have been a shame if she didn't pass on her genetics, and I guess we'll soon find out if that, and a good personal trainer, buys her back her former shape. It would be a shame if she didn't get back to keeping us all safe from evil corporate zombies.
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