I Believe…
2nd of November, 2007
I believe... If you're going to run a network promo 10,000 times a day you should ensure that the script employs correct grammar.
Network Ten runs these black and white promos featuring the stars from all their TV shows imparting their character-driven wisdom by telling us what they believe. The Neighbours promo featuring Nicky Whelan is as follows:
I believe in finding everything out, about everybody possible
Read that to yourself 40 times and you'll get an idea of what it's like watching an evening's television on the Ten Network.
What the fuck?... Seriously®
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Get a life… and lern how to spell!
Dear Michael,
Thanks for writing to the Nicky Whelan fan club.
Unfortunately Nicky is far too busy fumbling her mind-numbing lines and doing shitty commercials to respond to all her fan mail personally.
She’d like to assure her fans that she does indeed read all her fan-mail, and I’m told that yours are her favourite.
Please find attached a FREE lifetime pass for self-penetrating sexual experiences. With it, you can go fuck yourself repeatedly.
Nicky (and the rest of us here at the fan club) hope you thoroughly enjoy it.
Sincerely,
Milorad.